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• Epic Fails - Part 15
• Inside The AOL Offices
• STD Statistics Worldwide [Infographic]
• The Real Iron Man Suit from China
• 50 US States Stereotypes
• Wave Gotik Treffen Festival 2011

Epic Fails - Part 15 Posted: 16 Jun 2011 06:15 PM PDT Who doesn't like to see other human beings falling on their faces, getting hit by flying objects or unwittingly being part of funny situations? Here is another grand collection of failed scenarios that will make your funny bone laugh and your heart soar with glee. Previous parts: Epic Fails - Part 1 Epic Fails - Part 2 Epic Fails - Part 3 Epic Fails - Part 4 Epic Fails - Part 5 Epic Fails - Part 6 Epic Fails - Part 7 Epic Fails - Part 8 Epic Fails - Part 9 Epic Fails - Part 10 Epic Fails - Part 11 Epic Fails - Part 12 Epic Fails - Part 13 Epic Fails - Part 14

Inside The AOL Offices Posted: 16 Jun 2011 05:17 PM PDT AOL launched a company-wide initiative to adapt to changes in online culture which the company had been instrumental in creating in the first place. As part of this effort, AOL moved its West Coast headquarters to a new corporate space in Palo Alto and brought in Studio O+A to give the office a fresh design. Image courtesy: Jasper Sanidad Source: plusmood

STD Statistics Worldwide [Infographic] Posted: 16 Jun 2011 05:09 PM PDT Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) continue to present a growing public health concern in countries all over the world; both industrialized and developing. However, STD information and statistics are often hard to come by, especially for developing countries. With data collection and reporting methodologies varying greatly by country, a million new people infected with STDs each day, and the stigma often preventing people from seeking healthcare, STDtesting.com scoured the globe to uncover the latest statistics on STDs impacting the world today. Related post: STDs in America Click to enlarge. Source: stdtesting

The Real Iron Man Suit from China Posted: 16 Jun 2011 12:45 AM PDT After seeing the 2008 blockbuster movie Iron Man, Wang Kang, a 25-year-old office worker from Shanghai, China, had an idea. Kang decided he wanted to be Iron Man. So, on February 26, 2011, Kang started working on his own Iron Man suit in the living room of his apartment. Three months later, on June 3, Kang showed up at work dressed as Iron Man. Full story over here.

50 US States Stereotypes Posted: 15 Jun 2011 10:18 PM PDT Enjoy poking fun at other American states? You might enjoy this video post covering all 50 state stereotypes in 2 minutes and change. Alabama - Our state bird is the NASCAR. Alaska - I can see seasonal depression from here. Arizona - Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out! Arkansas - Great scenery, brilliant people.... I'm sorry, we got Walmart. California - Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct... Colorado - SNOW, I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing. Connecticut - Great schools, because there is nothing else to do. Delaware - Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come. Florida - The more north you go the more south it gets. Georgia - Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though. Hawaii - If you lived here, you'd be lazy too. Idaho - Potatoes and Napolean Dynamite... god we're cool! Illinois - Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far. Indiana - You have to drive through us to get to somewhere better. Iowa - 56,000 square miles of dull. Kansas - White-breds making wheat bread. Kentucky - Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925. Louisiana - Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems. Maine - A wicked lot of moose, eh? Maryland - Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around. Massachusettes - Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans. (corrected) Michigan - Cereal makers, serial killers. Minnesota - Too nice NOT to elect douche-y governors. Mississippi - I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt. Missouri - We're #1!.... in... meth. (corrected) Montana - Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk. Nebraska - Footballs, drawls, and overalls... Nevada - No laws, no problem. Except all the murders... New Hampshire - Half hippy, half French, all upper class. New Jersey - GTL (Guidos, turnpikes, and leeching off New York) New Mexico - Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's. New York - World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego. North Carolina - First in flight and lung cancer. North Dakota - Somehow even worse than South Dakota. Ohio - People care about us at election time...? Oklahoma - 10 days tornado free! Oregon - Dreadlocks on caucasians. Pennsylvania - Even our Almish will fight you. Rhode Island - No seriously! We're a state! South Carolina - Still accepting Confederate dollars. South Dakota - .... at least we're not North Dakota. Tennessee - Where white people music comes from. Texas - Everything is bigger, even our morons. Utah - Multiple homely wives. Vermont - Gay marriages on maple syrup farms. Virginia - Center of civilization to hicks-ville in 20 minutes flat. Washington - Richer hippies than Oregon. West Virginia - Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC. Wisconsin - It's too cold to be sober. Wyoming - We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? Okay, maybe a few gay cowboys...

Wave Gotik Treffen Festival 2011 Posted: 15 Jun 2011 06:49 PM PDT Wave Gotik Treffen (WGT) is world's largest festival for "dark culture" held every year in Leipzig, Germany. It is held between 10th and 13th June and attracts about 20,000 visitors from all across the world. 150+ bands and artists from various backgrounds (Gothic rock, EBM, Industrial, Noise, Darkwave, Neofolk, Neoclassical, Medieval Music, Experimental, Gothic metal, Deathrock and Punk being examples) play at several venues throughout the city over 4 days on Whitsuntide. The festival also features several fairs with medieval, gothic and cultural merchandise. With 18,000 to 20,000 regular attendants, the WGT is one of the largest events of the Goth, Cybergoth, and Rivethead subcultures worldwide. Official website

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Announcing the Conference Crasher Giveaway: Enter & Win! Posted: 16 Jun 2011 06:08 AM PDT Posted by JoannaLord You know all those times you've had to save a search on Twitter so you can keep up with (yet another) search conference you couldn't afford attending? Well, no more, my friends! We have partnered with some premier search and social conferences and compiled over a dozen full-conference passes to give away! That's over $10,000 worth of conference tickets! Here at the MozPlex we know how valuable these shows can be. Many of us first fell in love with this industry by attending a show, expanding our search marketing brain, and shaking hands with fellow interweb geeks. To help you get to a premier show, even when travel budgets are tight, we have launched the first ever "Conference Crasher Giveaway!" So how do you win? It's simple! Sign up for a 30-day free trial of SEOmoz PRO and you are automatically entered to win. Easy smeasy huh? There is no requirement to purchase PRO after your 30-day free trial, so get on in there and take a look. Wait, what if you are already a PRO member? Oh, don't you worry your pretty robot loving little self! If you are already a PRO member or you are currently taking a free trial as June 15th (yesterday) you are automatically entered to win as well. You don't have to do a thing, except maybe plan out what you would bring if you get chosen  But how long do I have to enter? We are giving you two full weeks to sign up for a free trial. We will be closing the giveaway on June 29th at 11:59 PST. Okay, now that the big questions are out of the way, let's talk about the goods! Wondering what shows you could win a ticket to? Well, we are super fortunate to be working with the following shows: SES San Francisco, Social Media Summit, Distilled London, Wappow Search & Social, SearchExchange and ConversionCon East. We have a ticket for each show to give to an existing PRO member, and a second ticket for each show to give out to a new free trial taker! As if that wasn't enough, we are throwing in two tickets to our own conference this July -- MozCon (check out the full agenda). We are super stoked for this three-day show, which will include advanced training, tactics, and a whole lot of social fun (word on the street is this party is going to be a good one). You can read more about each show below. So what are you waiting for? If you are tired of justifying to your boss why you should get some budget for conferences, this giveaway just made it a whole lot easier to further your SEO and social knowledge as well as meet industry peeps. Have questions? You can check our giveaway page for all the fancy fine print, or simply email us at help@seomoz.org. Conference Show Details - We are giving away two tickets to each show! * Entries close June 29th. Winners will be notified by email, then posted on the contest page by July 13th. Sorry, but void where prohibited.   July 25th - 27th, 2011 MozCon - Seattle, WA MozCon, now in its fourth year, has quickly become a must-attend event that goes beyond traditional search material, focusing on advanced tactical search marketing approaches that work. This also gets you into the Annual MozCon party, where you can enjoy bowling, billiards, and cocktails with industry leaders. Learn More   August 15th - 19th, 2011 SES - San Francisco, CA Ask pretty much anyone what their first conference show was and SES is the likely answer. A pioneer in the search marketing conference industry, SES is known for its holistic and practical coverage of online marketing best practices. This show is a clear winner, and the Northern California location is a nice perk! Join the discussion #sessf. Learn More   August 15th - 16th, 2011 Social Media Summit - San Francisco, CA Do you love social media? Are you constantly looking for more advanced social media strategies, applications, and tactics? OMS is putting on one of their most popular shows in San Fran at the same time as SES San Fran. If you are looking to meet up with some of the best social media heads in the business, this is a definite must attend for you. Learn More   September 26th - 29th, 2011 Wappow Search & Social - Hawaii A popular new show to the conference circuit, Search & Social Hawaii made a splash last year with top-notch speakers and a gorgeous location. This conference is a great excuse to combine some mai tais and marketing…does it get much better than that? Learn More   October 3rd - 5th, 2011 SearchExchange - Charlotte, NC One of the newbies to the search marketing conference scene, SearchExchange definitely gained attention for its successful first show last fall in Charlotte. Looking for two home runs in a row, SearchExchange returns to Charlotte this fall with a lineup that is sure to impress. And if you haven’t seen Rand speak in person, now’s your chance! He’ll deliver a keynote session that’s sure to inspire. Learn More   October 13th - 15th, 2011 Distilled PRO Seminar - London, UK For those of you who love the idea of geeking out on advanced tactics from industry leaders, this one is for you. Distilled, an international search marketing agency, has quickly carved out a niche conference perfect for marketers that know the basics and are looking to take their knowledge to the next level. Oh and this is in the UK, so our international friends -- the trip is shorter! Woohoo! Learn More   October 19th - 20th, 2011 Conversion Conference East - NYC, NY In its second year, ConversionCon is already one of the most respected analytics focused conferences out there. Covering everything from testing to conversion tracking to data mining; this conference is a sure bet for any marketer looking to take their data-driven company to the next level. Did we mention it's in the Big Apple in fall? Fall foliage FTW! Learn More   There you have it! So if you are looking to attend a top search marketing conference in London or Hawaii, or one of these other awesome locations, be sure to sign up for a free trial and get entered to win your full pass! A huge thanks to these shows for partnership in the giveaway. SEOmoz will have some Mozzers at each of the shows listed above, so even if you don't win but end up attending, be sure to say hello! Do you like this post? Yes No

6 Extreme Canonical Tricks Posted: 15 Jun 2011 11:41 AM PDT Posted by Dr. Pete After I wrote about my intentional experiment in catastrophic canonicalization last year, I started getting a lot of questions about other uses (and abuses) of the canonical tag. In many cases, I couldn't find much data out in the blogosphere, so I decided to put a few of these questions to the test in a series of mini-experiments. Most of these applications are a bit extreme, and you'd probably never try them on a real site, but I think they all help to test the boundaries of the canonical tag and how Google processes it. (1) Cross-domain Syndication Rand recently wrote up his experience with a cross-domain use of the canonical tag, and I had an opportunity to try it on 2 of my own sites. The purpose was legitimate – I wrote a post about celebrating 5 years in business, and it made sense to cross-post on both my company (User Effect) and personal (30GO30) blogs. Since my personal blog is relatively new, and I felt the post was more personal than corporate, I wanted it to get credit for being the source of the article. Of course, my company blog is quite a bit older and stronger on just about every dimension you can think of. I've listed a few metrics below (from the start of the test), for reference: So, the obvious question was: could the cross-domain canonical tag override all of the other signals suggesting that my company blog was actually more authoritative? The short answer is: "Yes". I published the post nearly simultaneously on both blogs on May 10th. The next day, Google started indexing the title of the post from the home-pages (the 2 home pages both appeared in SERPs). On May 12th, the full post was indexed and ranking only on 30GO30 (for the post title). Google seemed to have no issue with the cross-domain canonical from a stronger domain to a weaker domain. (2) Canonical in <BODY> Tag One common fear about the cross-domain use of the canonical tag is how it might be hijacked. Obviously, someone can hack your server, but what if you allow user-generated content and someone simply drops a canonical tag in the middle of the page? To test this, I dropped a canonical tag right before the closing </BODY> tag. I referenced a page on the same domain, assuming Google would be more likely to process the internal canonical than a cross-domain (if this worked, I could move on to Phase 2). The misplaced tag seemed to have no effect – I made the change on May 9th and the page was re-cached on May 14th and May 18th with no impact on the SERPs. After I launched this experiment, Matt Cutts posted about canonical corner cases and addressed this specific issue: First off, here's a thought exercise: should Google trust rel=canonical if we see it in the body of the HTML? The answer is no, because some websites let people edit content or HTML on pages of the site. If Google trusted rel=canonical in the HTML body, we'd see far more attacks where people would drop a rel=canonical on part of a web page to try to hijack it. Since I was already mid-experiment, I thought I'd let it ride, but it was nice to see the confirmation. (3) Canonical in False <HEAD> Just so I don't get accused of mindlessly sheeple-ing whatever Matt says (which I can almost count on as soon as I link to his blog), I tested a variation of (2). This time, I put the bad canonical tag in a second <HEAD> tag, at the very top of the <BODY>. In other words, my page looked something like this... <HEAD> <TITLE>Experiment 3 Page</TITLE> </HEAD> <BODY> <HEAD> <LINK REL="canonical" HREF="http://www.example.com/bad-page"> </HEAD> </BODY> The change was made on May 18th and the page re-cached on May 20th, May 22nd, May 26th, and June 4th. It had no measurable impact, consistent with Matt's statements. (4) Canonical to Fake URL In parallel with (2), I tested an idea that came out of Q&A. What would happen if you pointed a canonical tag to a URL that doesn't exist? Obviously, you wouldn't generally do that on purpose, but if, for example, you made a major error in your CMS, how damaging would it be? I introduced the canonical tag (on a different page than (2), of course) on May 9th. It re-cached on May 15th, May 17th, May 21st, and June 1st. It had no apparent impact. It turns out Matt addressed this one in his post, too (thanks for ruining my research, Matt): For example, if we think you're shooting yourself in the foot by accident (pointing a rel=canonical toward a non-existent/404 page), we'd reserve the right not to use the destination url you specify with rel=canonical. The lesson here is pretty simple – the canonical version of the page has to actually exist. While that may seem obvious, I've had people ask about using the canonical tag as a sort of URL rewrite. On the surface, the idea has a certain logic, but in practice, it goes completely against the purpose of the canonical tag. (5) Crossing the Streams I asked the SEOmoz staff if they had any extreme canonical experiments to try, and Cyrus suggested pointing the canonical tags of 2 pages at each other. I should've listened to Egon when he said "don't cross the streams", but I'm not a very good listener. So, on May 18th, I pointed the User Effect "About" page at the "Services" page, and vise-versa. Clearly, no one would ever make that mistake, but this was an exercise in exploring how Google would interpret the suggestion – a peek into the black box. Re-caching took longer than expected, and at first the results looked pretty dull. On May 28th, the "Services" page apparently re-cached, and by June 3rd that page was showing for searches on "About User Effect". It seemed that either the stronger page had won, or the "Services" page had simply been re-crawled first. Then, something very strange happened. The "About" page reappeared in searches on June 7th, but a query on "User Effect Services" resulted in this: Both pages were now appearing in search results, but the "About" page had its title rewritten to match the service-related query. This was not the title of the actual "Services" page, but a complete invention by Google. Clearly, the mixed signals of the 2 canonical tags created a problem. I think there's an important lesson here – if you send Google mixed signals, there are consequences. I see a subtler example of this all the time – people rel-canonical (or even 301-redirect) to one version of a URL, but then use another version in internal links, inbound links, social media, etc. If you say one URL is canonical but act in every way like another URL really is, Google may choose your actions over your words. Don't mix signals. (6) Facebook/Twitter Buttons This last one's not really an experiment, but something interesting I noticed about social media plug-ins while I was stirring up trouble. To make a long story short, my personal blog focuses on 30-day challenges. I'll often have a main post about a challenge and then a number of update posts to tell how it's coming along. Those updates aren't usually core content that I want to rank, so I decided recently to canonicalize the weekly updates in the challenges to the main challenge post. A Few days later, I was revisiting one of my weekly update posts and was surprised to see this at the bottom: I had barely mentioned this particular post on social media, and something was clearly out of whack. I realized quickly that these were the numbers from the canonical version of the page. The Facebook and Twitter scripts were actually honoring the canonical tag. In the intervening couple of weeks, Facebook no longer seems to be reporting numbers from the canonical version, but the Tweet counts still match the post that the canonical tag points to. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this, but it's food for thought – canonicalization may be impacting more than just your SEO. The Usual Disclaimers I'm not a real doctor – I just play one on TV. Don't try any of this at home (or at work). Matt Cutts is not the source of all wisdom in the universe, nor is he the antithesis of all wisdom. Obviously, a couple of these experiments were sillier than others, but I think they all give us some insights into just how seriously Google takes the canonical tag, and how seriously we should probably take it as SEOs. That means using canonicalization to actually point to the canonical versions as we honestly intend them. By playing around the edges of the black box, I'm not trying to crack the Google code, just better understand how we can use these tools effectively and responsibly. Do you like this post? Yes No

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