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How to Prank Your Coworkers on April Fools’ Day

Posted: 27 Mar 2014 11:47 AM PDT

Here are nice prank ideas for April Fool's Day. 

Plant a grass garden in your coworker's keyboard





Install an airhorn as a door wall protector
 


Turn their windshield wipers into a rainbow paintbrush
 




Offer them some water in an original way



Pull the zip-tie, throw it, and run!



Give them an office technology upgrade



Create an infinite loop of shopping carts around their car



Become a seat and watch people's reactions 



Paint soap with clear nail polish and leave it in the shower 



Infest their office with (fake) rats 



Attach an airhorn to their seat



Make their worst nightmare a grim reality 



Ruin the flavor of every Pringles piece like this little girl did: 



Give their hands some surprise lubrication



Tell someone he's self-absorbed



Make their Oreos taste minty fresh (make sure the toothpaste is edible*)



Make sure they read the morning newspaper



Throw them a surprise balloon party
 


Give their car a bright new paint job (with sticky notes)



Introduce them to mayonnaise-filled donuts



Leave them a big, soggy brown present



Dip cotton balls in water and leave them to freeze overnight 



Delight their taste buds with caramel onions



Make sure their car is nice and safe with packing cling wrap


Offer them a cup of water (or two or several thousand) 



Serve them some delicious Jello right at (and on and in) their work desk 



Parking Master

Posted: 27 Mar 2014 08:42 AM PDT

Range Rover Sport with four women on board fell down while parking. No one got injured.

















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POTUS Speaks to European Youth

 
Here's what's going on at the White House today.
 
 
 


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POTUS Speaks to European Youth

Yesterday, President Obama traveled to Belgium -- the second leg of his five-country trip to Europe and Saudi Arabia.

At the Palais des Beaux Arts (BOZAR) in Brussels, the President spoke to a crowd of young Europeans about the relationship between the United States and Europe. He discussed the history shared by the two regions, and how best to preserve the values and ideals that are central to the relationship.

Watch the President's remarks, and learn more about his week-long trip:

Watch President Obama speak in Brussels.

 
 

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  Today's Schedule

All times are Eastern Time (ET)

5:15 AM: The President arrives the Vatican

5:30 AM: The President has an audience with His Holiness Pope Francis

6:25 AM: The President meets with Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin

7:15 AM: The President arrives the Quirinal Palace

7:25 AM: The President participates in a restricted bilateral meeting with President Giorgio Napolitano of Italy 

7:40 AM: The President participates in an expanded bilateral meeting with President Giorgio Napolitano of Italy

8:05 AM: The President attends a working lunch with President Giorgio Napolitano of Italy

9:20 AM: The President arrives Villa Madama

9:25 AM: The President participates in a bilateral meeting with Prime Minister Matteo Renzi of Italy

10:35 AM: The President holds a joint press conference with Prime Minister Matteo Renzi of Italy

11:40 AM: The President tours The Colosseum 

1:30 PM: The President meets with employees and families of the U.S. Tri-Mission to Italy, The Holy See, and the UN Agencies in Rome

1:30 PM: The Vice President delivers remarks to the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce's 2014 Legislative Summit WATCH LIVE

 
 

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